By Daniel Ehrenhaft
1) Lose my virginity
2) ask for forgiveness to Rachel
3) come again at Biff
4) Jam and occasion with Shakes the Clown
5) chortle in death’s face
6) visit Africa
7) Rob a bank
8) inform Mark to screw himself
9) discover why Grandpa and Dad do not talk
10) inform the truth
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