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By Stephanie McAfee

A Novella of Bugtussle, Mississippi

Back in Bugtussle, Mississippi, after her dating together with her ex-fiancé has fallen aside, Ace Jones is of course depressed. What’s worse is that each time she leaves the home, she lands up in a few form of altercation. She can’t support yet wonder whether she’s an fool magnet, or if she’s the smart-mouth stirring issues up. Hoping for a bit peace of brain, Ace supplies in to the recommendation of her ally and is going to work out a therapist. yet she fast discovers that the line to nirvana isn’t what it’s cracked as much as be. And as Ace is going from one healing misadventure to a different, the plus-sized spitfire turns into extra made up our minds than ever to discover enlightenment—even if it ability bending herself right into a pretzel to do it.

Includes excerpts from Diary of a Mad fats woman, fortunately Ever Madder, and Down and Out in Bugtussle.

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Am I correct approximately that? ” “You be aware of I’m no longer modeling. ” “Just attempting to be a greater French instructor? ” “Ace, please—” “Spring holiday in Paris,” I say with the sarcasm complete throttle. “Well, don’t that simply take the cake? I’m so chuffed for you and your Gentleman pal. Or may still I say your Gentleman financier. ” I placed a bit French twist at the final syllable. For impact. “You are so cruel,” she whispers. “Oh, yeah, I’m certainly the whinge during this dating. ” I pause. “Tell me who it really is, Lilly. who's this Gentleman whose plans for you're a lot more very important than the plans you made with me? ” “You comprehend I can’t let you know who he's. ” “Why no longer? i actually wanna be aware of. ” “Ace, cease, please. I can’t. ” “Right. in fact you can’t. I suggest, why may you? It’s in contrast to you could belief me. It’s unlike we’re top buddies, solid ol’ BFFs without end, correct, Lilly? ” “Ace,” she says, and that i can inform she’s approximately to begin her silly squalling like she continuously does while she wishes humans to come back round to her mind set. “Okay, good. good day! thank you for ready till Friday afternoon to enable me comprehend. Have a very good journey and I’ll seek advice from you later—” I pause. “Or possibly no longer. ” She begins mumbling a string of apologies and that i push the pink button on my cell with sufficient strain to force a nail via wooden. Sorry capability as a lot to me as that puppy turd Buster bathroom lavatory simply dropped in that dwarf yaupon holly. fortunately Ever Madder I didn’t imagine I’d be this fearful. I suggest, I knew from the very starting that tonight used to be going to be demanding, yet I didn’t anticipate it to consider like an all-out near-death event. I shy away from the lavatory and choose up the bottle. I don’t even like champagne. i admire beer. And instantaneously i would like a lager worse than I ever have, yet champagne is all I’ve bought to get me via this, so I flip the bottle towards the ceiling and hammer down. I remind myself that this is often what I’ve constantly sought after. It’s every little thing I’ve continually sought after, so I don’t comprehend why it doesn’t consider whatever like I continuously proposal it should. possibly simply because I by no means concept this second would really arrive. yet it’s the following. immediately. I’m approximately to stroll out in entrance of a crowd of individuals and naked my soul for his or her informal perusal. anyone knocks and attempts to open the door. “Ace! What are you doing? Come on! everyone seems to be ready! ” A pause. “Have you were given the runs? Please inform me you don’t have the runs! ” “I don’t have the rattling runs, Lilly! ” I shout at my ally of occurring two decades. “Jeez, simply provide me a minute. ” “You don’t have a minute! You have been speculated to be available in the market ten mins in the past, so come on! ” “What am I purported to say to all these humans? ” “I don’t recognize. ” She pauses, then provides, “I hate to be the only to indicate this out, yet possibly you should’ve thought of that already? ” “I did. ” “Great—now get out the following and say whatever earlier than those humans begin leaving! ” I achieve over and liberate the door. Lilly is available in and begins fussing with my hair. “Here,” she says, handing me a tube of lip gloss.

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