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By Tim Dorsey

Serge A. Storms is again with a bullet, torn among murder and souvenirs, cranking up the fevered motion because the pot boils over on a highway referred to as Lobster Lane. it is reunion time within the Sunshine kingdom, and we aren't simply conversing the relatives jamboree of the blood-soaked McGraw felony extended family, whose nastiest, meanest member, eventually published from felony, is heading south bent on revenge. Serge's drug-addled bud Coleman's the following to boot, torn among getting hammered and getting extra hammered, whereas attempting to build the largest bong ever. in the meantime the govt. is protecting up a growing to be checklist of mysterious sufferers throughout Florida who could or will not be attached to a nefarious plot being hatched opposed to nationwide safeguard. whatever has set the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage. And everyone is dashing to escape Tampa on a cruise send to hell.

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They have been the Backup Backup group. They have been jazzed. “I can’t wait to fulfill Foxtrot! ” “How can we understand who he's? ” “We’re no longer purported to recognize. ” “Why now not? ” “We’re simply backup. Foxtrot will purely show himself if whatever is going unsuitable. If now not, we’ll by no means be aware of who he used to be. ” “Darn, i used to be hoping to fulfill him. ” all of them stepped via a hatch onto the ahead deck. “The guy’s a freakin’ legend. ” “Freakin’ head case from what I pay attention. ” “That’s what makes him so good—” “I’m the king of the realm! ” The tropical shirts stopped. “What’s that yelling? ” Serge used to be again up at the rail, displaying the others find out how to venture with extra depth. He climbed down. “Just retain repeating and you’ll get the hold of it. I’ll fee again later. ” He headed towards the starboard hatch. Coleman undefined. “I nonetheless don’t know the way we acquired this cruise so reasonable. ” “There are even greater deals,” stated Serge. “When you’re older, you will be a ballroom dancer and take the entire cruises you will want at no cost. ” “Free? ” “Rich widows want somebody to bounce with. ” “What should you do? ” Serge nodded with courtesy on the impending line of tropical shirts. “Just don’t step on their feet throughout the fox-trot. ” “Fox-trot? ” acknowledged Coleman. The tropical shirts grew to become because the pair walked via. “You pay attention what that man simply referred to as him? ” flooring lower than, prom Deck, Agent Foxtrot anonymously joined the thick foot site visitors flowing down nightclub row. It used to be known as side road of goals. everybody had existence preservers. An emergency bell clanged thrice. Passengers streamed up stairwells to their muster stations for the Coast Guard–required security drill first and foremost of each cruise that everybody hated. “Hold up! ” yelled Serge, working right into a eating place and waving a preserver over his head. “Did I pass over something? ” “Sir, you’re on time,” stated the calming voice of the staff member in control of the muster station. “Just chill out. ” “Relax? ” stated Serge. “On this type of boats? no longer after that rogue wave hit your different send. Didn’t turn like within the videos, yet all these ambulances on the dock most likely weren’t the photographs you desired to see within the papers. ” “Sir,” the staff member acknowledged in an pressing whisper. “Please reduce your voice. ” “Oh, correct. greater now not get them hysterical to the purpose the place they begin counting lifeboats, simply because there aren’t sufficient. I counted. ” whatever crashed into Serge from at the back of. “Coleman, what are you doing with that existence preserver round your face? ” “Can’t…breathe…” “Because you were given the strap round your neck thrice. placed down that drink and allow me assist you. ” “Sir, is your buddy ok? ” “Not even shut. ” Serge complete refitting Coleman’s flotation machine, and the staff member received everyone’s cognizance. “The protection drill will now begin…. ” extra of a conversation than a drill. the entire brainless issues you’re no longer imagined to do. “…No open fires in staterooms, no striking off the surface of balconies—” A shrill, piercing sound. the security chief lined his ears in discomfort. Serge waved anything within the air. “Look at this relatively cool whistle i discovered in my existence preserver!

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