By Andrew Simonian
A hilarious illustrated ebook within the becoming homosexual and bi-curious industry. a complete original.
"George used to be a instantly little monkey yet continually very... curious. someday George observed a guy. He had on a sassy red beret. And George bought excited, regardless of himself."
And so starts the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously smart parody of 1 of the main liked vintage kid's books of all time.
Just do not learn it on your little ones.
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You ain’t visible not anything yet,” acknowledged the fellow. George and the guy with the sassy crimson beret walked down the gangbang-- “GangPLANK,” corrected the man-- and directly to the man’s impeccably adorned loft within the trendiest a part of town. After a mild vegan supper and a smoke of whatever George speedy learned used to be no longer tobacco, George ultimately felt secure and able to make it ensue. He crawled into the man’s mattress to attend for him. however the guy by no means got here. So neither did George. the subsequent morning George awakened by myself and disenchanted. yet you simply can’t remain indignant with a guy who wears an analogous red outfit on a daily basis. the guy telephoned The Zoo. “Whose checklist are you on? ” they requested. “I’m with the DJ,” acknowledged the fellow with a convinced wink and a grin. George used to be so grew to become on. however the guy went away back. George used to be lonely. If the fellow might locate homosexual love at the cellphone, so may perhaps George. yet who to name? George notion and proposal. Then he begun dialing. DING-A-LING-A-LING! went the telephone on the hearth station. The firemen rushed to the phone. “Hello! hi! ” they acknowledged. yet George didn't solution them. “Don’t fear, we’re coming! ” they yelled. “You yes may be! ” proposal George. He may photograph them racing over and was once so excited. This used to be the precise plan. Firemen have been even sexier than sailors! The firemen rushed in the course of the door. “WHERE IS THE FIRE?! ” they cried. “In my pants! ” George used to be going to claim. yet he stopped himself-- those firemen weren’t horny in any respect! They have been outdated and had massive bellies. the place have been all of the hunky firemen??? George feared that his wall calendars have been mendacity to him a majority of these years. The firemen have been very dissatisfied that there has been no hearth. “Catch that homosexual little monkey! ” they cried. “Hey, sit back with the labeling! ” concept George as he attempted to run away. He virtually made it, yet he tripped over one man’s clogs, and--- firemen grabbed George’s palms and took him to felony. “You’re no longer even going to exploit handcuffs? ” suggestion George. “How disappointing. ” George had heard tales approximately what occurs in legal. might be this wasn’t going to be so undesirable in any case. yet they placed him in a cellphone all through himself. No tatted up cellmates. No workforce showers. criminal sucked. George used to be bummed. George eventually acquired excited whilst the gruff watchman burst into his mobile. yet real-life criminal guards have been even much less attractive than real-life firemen! George used to be no longer . “My first time aren't with THIS guy,” notion George. “That will be simply embarrassing. ” George outsmarted the watchman and escaped! again out within the West Village George observed a few men purchase anything from a guy on a highway nook. no matter what it was once made them more than pleased. George was once curious. He felt he should have one too. He reached over and attempted to swipe one for himself, but--- rather than one tab, he by chance took all of them! “I’m going to kill you, you fucking homosexual monkey! ” cried the drug broker. “Hey! I’m simply bi-curious! ” George attempted to yell as he made his break out. however it was once too past due. George was once too a long way long gone. George felt like he used to be floating. Up, up, better and better, means above the town.