By Steven Luna
A smart-mouthed supernatural dude who tells it love it is - sharp-tongued, snarky, and sarcastic to a fault. He simply turned a vampire, and he is not satisfied approximately it in any respect. So he is telling the full global the way it relatively is to be undead, and in reality no longer pretty...but it'd be beautiful hilarious. Real-life meets afterlife in Joe Vampire, a post-modern mixture of darkish comedy, heartfelt romance, and unforeseen suspense.
Hey, parents. I’m Joe, and I’m a vampire – no longer by way of selection, brain you, yet via accident…a fate-twisting, fang-creating, blood lust-inducing false impression. It all started with a gaggle date, a case of flawed id and much too many sake bombers, and ended with a daft set of situations that I simply can’t appear to wrap my head round. possibly you could inform: I’m now not actual satisfied approximately it. yet I’m not at all going to allow it get within the manner of my lifestyles. So I’ve thrown my ranting right into a weblog. I’m putting out my soiled laundry with a view to clarify the true deal approximately being a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. probably it's going to aid others comprehend the reality approximately vampires. probably it's going to aid me come to phrases with it, too. think me, it’s no longer all satin capes and bare ladies…none of it's, really. One bare girl will be great. in its place, it’s only one nasty little shock after one other. the reality bears exposing, and I’m pulling again the curtain on it all. If i will be able to work out how one can maintain it from mowing me over within the strategy, then that’s groovy, too. And that factor approximately vampires gleaming within the solar? that could be a bunch of bull.
What readers are saying:
"The vampire's humanity that Anne Rice strives for within the Vampire Chronicles? [Luna] captures it completely and well in his sleek story of the supernatural everyman."
"I completely enjoyed this booklet. It used to be jam-packed with witty sarcasm, humor, heartbreak and suspense."
"Joe Vampire is fun out loud hysterical, occasionally poignant, learn. i like to recommend this booklet to somebody searching for a humorous, sarcastic examine the undead life."
"I laughed out loud a number of instances examining this booklet and giggled such a lot of occasions my husband made me depart the room to move learn elsewhere!"