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From the folks who introduced you the bestselling Confessions of a GP. From stampeding nudes to drunk kids, younger nurse Michael Alexander by no means relatively knew what he was once getting himself into. yet now, 16 years for the reason that he was once first embarked on his nursing profession - because the in simple terms guy in a gynaecology ward - he is pretty well handled every thing: physique elements that come off in his palms; young children with phantom pregnancies; medical professionals not able to inform the variation among their left and correct; violent drunks; making a song kinfolk; sexism...and plenty of nudity. Confessions of a Male Nurse is a touching, surprising and regularly hilarious account of 1 man's existence in nursing.

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I don’t care if he’s a copper. ’ the guy making the fuss used to be sitting at the ground, his hand wrapped up in a blood-soaked fabric. ‘I’m sorry, quite sorry. I’ll get to you once I can,’ I apologised and went to conceal at the back of the reception table. I wasted quarter-hour attempting to achieve entry to the pc approach, earlier than I needed to quit. I had no inspiration the place to start. I hadn’t even visible somebody but. I appeared over on the pile of sufferer records and grabbed the 1st one. ‘Mr Fraser,’ I known as out into the ready room. A 19-year-old male stood up, besides women. One was once his female friend, the opposite, a middle-aged lady, his mom. I led them into the consultation room. ‘What seems the matter? ’ I requested, as Mr Fraser sat down at the fringe of the mattress. ‘It’s a section personal,’ Mr Fraser acknowledged. ‘Can you shut the door? ’ I close the door and pulled the curtains. Mr Fraser took down his trousers and lay at the mattress in his lingerie. ‘I have an issue with it,’ Mr Fraser stated. ‘It? You suggest your penis? ’ I requested. ‘Yeah, it,’ he stated back. ‘Ah, i will be able to ask the women to depart when you like. ’ i used to be feeling awkward with the ladies peering over my shoulder at this man’s crotch, so i will basically think how he felt. ‘It’s ok. simply repair me up,’ he answered. ‘What occurred to it? ’ In reaction, Mr Fraser took down his lingerie and stretched his penis to its complete size. ‘Can you spot it? ’ he requested. I needed to peer ahead. ‘I can see a small scratch, Mr Fraser. It doesn’t glance too critical. ’ ‘Not severe. She bit it! ’ he acknowledged accusingly, taking a look prior me at his female friend. ‘I didn’t do it on purpose,’ the younger girl pleaded. ‘I stated i used to be sorry. ’ again domestic I had obvious sufferers with chew wounds who have been admitted for intravenous antibiotics. Human bites have been fairly severe. ‘You’re going to want to work out the doctor,’ I stated to Mr Fraser. ‘You’re most likely going to wish a process antibiotics. ’ Mr Fraser checked out me in shock. ‘You’re no longer the document? ’ I shook my head. ‘The medical professional looks lacking. seize a seat within the ready room and I’ll verify he sees you once i locate him. ’ Mr Fraser, his female friend and his mom headed again out into the ready room. with no physician I couldn’t do whatever that required a prescription. I couldn’t even provide paracetamol. I went round the corner to the most emergency division to determine what the hell used to be occurring. ‘Who are you? ’ requested the cost nurse whilst I wandered into the dep.. Her identify tag learn Sister Monroe. ‘I’m the nurse within the health facility subsequent door,’ I acknowledged, now not even attempting to conceal the anger in my voice. ‘And I’m on their lonesome, with no one other nurse, and the health care professional appears lacking. ’ The nurse appeared approximately to assert whatever, yet I didn’t supply her an opportunity. ‘The ready room is complete. The police are there. I’m being stalked via a really candy, yet very loopy previous lady, and the one sufferer I observed used to be satisfied to teach his mom his penis. ’ After my rant the cost nurse made a couple of cell calls to determine what the hell used to be occurring. ‘The surgeon may be there shortly,’ she instructed me.

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