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By Douglas Adams

From Douglas Adams, the mythical writer of 1 of the main cherished technology fiction novels of all time, The Hitchhiker’s consultant to the Galaxy, comes a wildly creative novel—in exchange paperback for the 1st time—of ghosts, time trip, and one detective’s project to avoid wasting humanity from extinction.

DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY
We clear up the whole crime
We locate the whole person
Phone this present day for the whole option to your problem
(Missing cats and messy divorces a specialty)

Douglas Adams, the “master of wacky phrases or even wackier stories” (Entertainment Weekly) once more boggles the brain with a totally incredible tale of ghosts, time go back and forth, eccentric desktop geniuses, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, the top of the area, and—of course—missing cats.

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Reg bustled to fetch a few port and a few glasses. “Why have you ever taken over the physique of this guy? ” acknowledged Dirk. “I have to have a voice with which to talk and a physique with which to behave. No damage will come to him, no harm—” “Let me ask the query back. Why have you ever taken over the physique of this guy? ” insisted Dirk. The ghost made Michael’s physique shrug. “He was once prepared. either one of those gents really understandably resisted being . . . good, hypnotized—your analogy is reasonable. This one? good, i feel his experience of self is at a low ebb, and he has acquiesced. i'm very thankful to him and won't do him any damage. ” “His feel of self,” repeated Dirk thoughtfully, “is at a low ebb. ” “I consider that's most likely true,” acknowledged Richard quietly to Dirk. “He appeared very depressed final evening. the single factor that was once very important to him have been taken away simply because he, good, he wasn’t quite excellent at it. even though he’s proud, I count on he used to be most likely really receptive to the belief of really being sought after for anything. ” “Hmmm,” stated Dirk, and stated it back. He acknowledged it a 3rd time with feeling. Then he whirled around and barked on the determine at the stool. “Michael Wenton-Weakes! ” Michael’s head jolted again and he blinked. “Yes? ” he stated, in his common lugubrious voice. His eyes Dirk as he moved. “You can pay attention me,” stated Dirk, “and you could solution for your self? ” “Oh, yes,” acknowledged Michael, “most definitely i will. ” “This . . . being, this spirit. you recognize he's in you? You settle for his presence? you're a keen celebration to what he needs to do? ” “That is right. i used to be a lot moved by way of his account of himself, and am very prepared to assist him. in truth i feel it really is correct for me to take action. ” “All right,” stated Dirk with a snap of his palms, “you can pass. ” Michael’s head slumped ahead unexpectedly, after which after a moment or so it slowly rose back, as though being pumped up from within like a tire. The ghost used to be again in ownership. Dirk took carry of a chair, spun it round and sat astride it dealing with the ghost in Michael, peering carefully into its eyes. “Again,” he acknowledged, “tell me back. a short snap account. ” Michael’s physique tensed somewhat. It reached out to Dirk’s arm. “Don’t—touch me! ” snapped Dirk. “Just inform me the evidence. the 1st time you are trying and make me think sorry for you I’ll poke you within the eye. Or not less than, the single you’ve borrowed. So pass over the entire stuff that seemed like . . . er—” “Coleridge,” acknowledged Richard without notice, “it sounded precisely like Coleridge. It was once like ‘The Rime of the traditional Mariner. ’ good, bits of it have been. ” Dirk frowned. “Coleridge? ” he acknowledged. “I attempted to inform him my story,” admitted the ghost, “I—” “Sorry,” acknowledged Dirk, “you’ll need to excuse me—I’ve by no means cross-examined a four-billion-year-old ghost ahead of. Are we conversing Samuel Taylor the following? Are you announcing you informed your tale to Samuel Taylor Coleridge? ” “I used to be capable of input his brain at . . . sure instances. whilst he was once in an impressionable country. ” “You suggest whilst he used to be on laudanum? ” stated Richard. “That is true. He used to be extra secure then. ” “I’ll say,” snorted Reg, “I occasionally encountered him whilst he used to be particularly astoundingly comfy.

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