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By Judah Friedlander

“World Champion” Judah Friedlander tells you How to overcome Up anyone in this insanely hilarious satirical martial arts advisor. larger referred to as an award-winning stand-up comedian, actor, and big name of 30 Rock, Friedlander stocks his adventures in butt-kicking with fortunate readers in a self-defense guide within the gut-busting vein of The fact approximately Chuck Norris.

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THIS CREATES A HEADACHE THAT LASTS for roughly 6 YEARS. LAYING HIM at the BENCH MAKES IT effortless FOR ME to wreck HIS ARM. SUBWAY doorways ARE HEAVY AND good DESIGNED FOR EXECUTING THIS stream. DON’T go away HIM during this place TOO lengthy. THE clean SUBWAY-AIR may perhaps REJUVENATE HIM. THE HORIZONTAL BAR we could ME harm a unique a part of HIS NECK. I CHOKE WITH ONE ARM in order that MY different is accessible TO struggle different GANG participants in the event that they get better. MY process IS SO outstanding: in the midst of THE struggle, one of many GANG participants TAKES a photograph OF ME BEATING UP HIS chief. I don’t have a reputation for this circulation. I improvised it correct immediate. I fake to seem correct yet I’m quite having a look left. I’m nonetheless operating the neck of the chief. If either your hands are occupied, that implies your toes can be found to struggle. The symptoms at the door say “do now not carry door” and “do no longer lean on door. ” yet they are saying not anything approximately smashing someone’s face opposed to the door along with your foot. for those who glance heavily, you'll find your mirrored image within the steel door, which provides you a pleasant chance to ascertain your shape as you beat anyone up. this is often the Princess of Korea’s favourite movement. No different publication dares to educate you this. IF a person attempts TO KICK ME, he'll leave out. and that i WILL KICK HIM. simply because HE’S the other way up, THIS average KICK appears like A extra PAINFUL INVERTED KICK. I hover within the air by means of flapping my toes from side to side at two times the rate of a hummingbird’s wings in the event that they have been going 5 occasions as quickly as they very likely may perhaps. I’m transmitting psychokinetic strength from my fists to his testicles, making them rotate inside of their sack at excessive pace. essentially, I’ve grew to become his nutsack right into a blender. I’m simply offering the ability offer. I invented this flow and it's nonetheless unlawful in France and Japan. caution: cautious trying this on a relocating educate. you'll lose your stability and unintentionally do that for your personal testicles. And be aware that foot-hovering isn't the comparable factor as levitation. THIS stream BURNS 100,000 energy. EXECUTE THE EXECUTION successfully. this can be MY cease. THEY DON’T EVEN SEE ME go away THE educate. This gang won't mess with me or somebody else ever back. i will be able to develop into their chief if i need. yet I like to journey the subway by myself. I’ve given you the entire actual and tactical materials had to defeat a subway gang. Subway survival is now possible. You by no means need to be afraid to exploit public transportation back. All of those strikes translate to the bus in addition. Here’s a number of extra stuff you should still comprehend: eighty% of subway gang assaults ensue on Tuesday nights. Gang contributors are more straightforward to overcome up if they’re at the flooring. So ahead of you struggle a gang, ask them to put at the flooring first. whilst choking somebody at the subway, choke challenging. The educate journey is bumpy and also you don’t are looking to lose your grip. Subway trains are super loud. Don’t permit this disrupt your focus. I knowledgeable for scuffling with in loud stipulations through residing within an lively rubbish truck for six years. consistently get within the final motor vehicle of the educate. It’s the main risky. So you’ll have extra possibilities to perform karate.

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