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VINTAGE ILLUSTRATIONS FROM VICTORIAN-ERA NEWSPAPERS PAIRED WITH NEW CAPTIONS THAT mirror OUR TWISTED sleek SENSIBILITIES: THE CHAMPAGNE OF COMICS.

Brilliant and lowbrow. New York Magazine

Married To the ocean: not just the genuine historical past of our civilization, but in addition the funniest comedian round. —Andy Riley, writer of Bunny Suicides

If basically I had installed laws to require my nation to learn Married To the ocean. might be in the course of my subsequent time period. —Sarah Hutz, U.S. Congressmember from New Hampshire

Attention all pals: you are getting this for Christmas. —Chris Leavins, actor

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