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By Chad Daybell

The writer of the acclaimed Emma Trilogy switches gears during this non-fiction account of his years operating as a cemetery sexton.

In this unique booklet readers will meet such characters as a lock-picking ghost, a coffin-chasing cow, a rock band with boorish graveside manners, and Mrs. Robinson, whose leg preceded her to the grave.

Each bankruptcy provides a behind-the-scenes examine varied features of a sexton's global, together with cemetery errors, meddling spirits, strange occasions, and efforts to outfox the bleak Reaper.

Written in a funny, tongue-in-cheek variety, this number of the author's real graveyard adventures is a apparently uplifting e-book you will not be capable to placed down-or ever forget!

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