By Keith Olbermann
In his specific wit and magnificence, Keith Olbermann skewers politicians, celebrities, and other people behaving badly each weeknight on MSNBC's more and more well known Countdown with Keith Olbermann. This booklet starts off correct after President Obama's election and collects all of Olbermann's acclaimed ""Special Comments,"" some of his ""Quick Comments,"" all yet considered one of his function ""WTF,"" choices of ""Bushed"" and ""Still Bushed,"" and, after all, a hearty dose of ""The Worst individual within the World.""
- Covers every little thing from homosexual marriage to Sarah Palin and the Bush legacy—plus Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and, after all, Bill-O
- Olbermann is a widespread poster to the preferred web site DailyKos, the place his viewers has proven itself as fervid and hugely supportive
- New from the New York Times bestselling writer of The Worst individual of the World and Truth and Consequences
Showcasing Olbermann at his so much debatable, outspoken, and interesting, Pitchforks and Torches cuts to the reality in a global of lies.
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