By Meg Cabot
Former pop megastar Heather Wells has settled properly into her new lifestyles as assistant dorm director at long island College—a occupation that does not require her to drape her dimension 12 physique in embarrassingly skimpy clothes. she will even cope (sort of) together with her rocker ex-boyfriend's upcoming nuptials, which the clicking has dubbed The megastar marriage ceremony of the last decade. yet she's certainly having a difficult time facing the location within the dormitory kitchen—where a cheerleader has misplaced her head at the first day of the semester. (Actually, her head is accounted for—it's her torso that is AWOL.)
Surrounded via hysterical students—with her ex-con father on her doorstep and her ex-love bombarding her with undesirable cellphone calls—Heather welcomes the chance to play detective . . . back. If it will get her brain off her own problems—and groups her up back with the attractive P.I. who owns the brownstone the place she lives—it's all stable. however the homicide path is prime the average-sized novice investigator right into a shadowy global. And if she does not watch her step, Heather will quickly be making a song her swan song!
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I'm a businessman. what sort of businessman may I be if I permit a tender lady like your self, who's going via a truly attempting interval in her existence and will most likely use a bit pick-me-up, stroll via with out makin’ an try and have interaction her company? ” And, to demonstrate his which means, Reggie takes a replica of the recent York put up he’s stored tucked lower than his arm, and opens it to front web page. There, in two-inch letters, screams the headline, It’s On back, over a black-and-white picture of my ex-fiancé hand in hand along with his on-again, off-again bride-to-be, pop princess Tania hint. “Reggie,” I say, after taking a restorative sip of my café mocha. yet in simple terms simply because I’m so chilly. I don’t truly wish it anymore, simply because it’s lined with the taint of Barista Boy. good, perhaps I nonetheless wish the whipped cream. that is type of right for you. I suggest, it’s dairy. And dairy’s a major a part of a well-balanced breakfast. “Do you actually imagine I take a seat round all day fantasizing approximately getting again including my ex? simply because not anything should be farther from the reality. ” as a matter of fact, I take a seat round all day fantasizing approximately getting including my ex’s brother, who maintains to stay stubbornly resistant to my charms. yet there’s no cause my neighborhood drug broker must be aware of this. “My apologies, Heather,” Reggie says, refolding the paper. “I simply suggestion you’d need to know. This morning on manhattan One, they acknowledged the marriage continues to be scheduled to head on in St. Patrick’s Cathedral, with the reception on the Plaza this Saturday. ” I goggle at him. “Reggie,” I say, shocked. “You watch ny One? ” Reggie seems to be mildly affronted. “I payment the elements, like all New Yorker, prior to I go away for paintings. ” Wow. that's so adorable. He watches the elements ahead of leaving for paintings to deal medications on my road nook! “Reggie,” I say, inspired, “my apologies. i love your commitment. not just do you refuse to permit the weather retain you out of your paintings, yet you’re up in your neighborhood gossip. Please pass correct forward and stick with it attempting to promote me medications. ” Reggie smiles, exhibiting all of his tooth, a lot of that are capped—festively—in gold. “Thank you, baby,” he says, as though i've got simply bestowed on him a few very nice honor. I smile again at him, then proceed my slog to my place of work. I shouldn’t fairly name it a slog, notwithstanding. i really have a really brief go back and forth, that's stable, due to the fact that i've got an issue getting up on time within the morning. If I lived in Park Slope or the higher West aspect or whatever, and needed to take the subway to paintings on a daily basis, overlook it (although, if I lived in Park Slope or the UWS, I’d be required through legislations to have a baby, so it’s simply as well). i suppose I’m relatively fortunate, in a fashion. I suggest, certain, i will slightly manage to pay for a café mocha, and due to the entire vacation events I attended, I can’t healthy into my measurement 12 stretch cords until I’m donning a couple of Spanx. And ok, my ex is ready to marry certainly one of humans magazine’s 50 most pretty humans, and that i don’t even personal my very own motor vehicle, not to mention my very own domestic. yet a minimum of i am getting to dwell rent-free in a kick-ass condo at the most sensible flooring of a brownstone blocks from the place I paintings within the coolest urban within the whole global.