By Rudy Schumann
The Rudy Letters is a set outrageous letters despatched to varied businesses and their actual responses.
Watermelon fanatic, strongman competitor, aspiring sitcom author, struggle veteran, involved citizen, and much more. Welcome to the complicated and oddly captivating global of Rudy Schumann.
They say 1000000 monkeys typing for 1000000 years will finally produce the works of Shakespeare. One lovely fool typing for numerous years might ultimately produce laughter. expectantly yours!
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