By Harry Harrison
DiGriz and Angelina are fortunately married and looking forward to the beginning in their sons. The planet Cliaand is waging interstellar warfare, and opposed to the percentages, its gray males are invading and taking up planet after planet. The Rat is distributed to Cliaand to begin a one-man guerrilla crusade to place a cease to the plans of the planet's chief, Kraj. he's aided by means of the Amazons, a strength of liberated freedom opponents, and at last by means of his spouse who arrives to assist him win the conflict and maintain him out of the palms of the Amazons.
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