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By Chelsea Handler

At any place Chelsea Handler travels, something is sure: she continuously leads to the land of the ridiculous. Now, during this uproarious assortment, she sneaks her sharp wit via airport protection and can provide her such a lot absurd and hilarious tales ever.

On safari in Africa, it truly is anyone's wager as to what is extra harmful: the flora and fauna or Chelsea. yet no matter if she's fumbling the seduction of a advisor via now not figuring out the place tigers stay (Asia, duh) or donning a bathrobe into the bush simply because her outfits stopped becoming seven margaritas in the past, she's continually video game for the following misadventure.

The scenario will get down and soiled as she defiles a kayak within the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German sanatorium on crutches. while issues get actually frightening, like discovering herself caught subsequent to a passenger with undesirable breath, she is familiar with she will depend on her kin to make issues even worse. Thank goodness she has the committed bite by means of her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride.

Complete with solutions to the main commonly asked traveler's questions, sizzling commute journeys, and trip etiquette, none of which will be believed, UGANDA BE KIDDING ME has Chelsea taking up the realm, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

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