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2 well-known pioneering trails
3 one-armed males who lent a hand
4 recognized those who actually died laughing
5 scary medieval punishments
6 photographic firsts
7 lodge rooms the place heritage used to be made
8 disgusting mystery ingredients
9 well-known trains
10 locations you can’t go
11 failures that modified the world
12 speedy nutrients firsts
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In 1726, a staunch Marylander, Thomas Cresap, wrangled a furnish for 500 acres within the disputed quarter from Lord Baltimore, a lot of it already settled by way of Pennsylvanians. He confident those farmers to shop for their very own land again from him, then began amassing taxes. by way of 1734, he was once evicting settlers from their homes—the ones they’d already received again from him—and giving the land to his acquaintances. This didn't move over good with Pennsylvania. numerous makes an attempt have been made to arrest Cresap. in the course of one try, Cresap shot a deputy via his entrance door, then refused to offer the sheriff’s males a candle so that they may perhaps are inclined to the damage. The deputy died, and the governor of Pennsylvania demanded Cresap be arrested for homicide. as a substitute, the governor of Maryland made him the captain of the armed forces. Cresap was once finally arrested in 1736, yet wasn’t held for lengthy. He went directly to struggle within the French-Indian warfare, and died a filthy rich and revered veteran. The Mason-Dixon Line to the Rescue. either colonies petitioned King George II of britain to settle the dispute, and a border used to be eventually set in 1767. It was once surveyed through Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, changing into the Mason-Dixon Line. The border this present day lies under the fortieth parallel as the governor of Maryland supplied a defective map through the dispute, and Philadelphia continues to be in Pennsylvania. 2. OHIO VS. MICHIGAN Toledo, Michigan? It pretty much occurred. The ordinance that in the first place carved up what used to be then the Northwest Territory into the longer term states of Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin (and a part of Minnesota) additionally set the border among Ohio and Michigan as operating from the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan due east to Lake Erie. the matter used to be that Congress had no concept the place Lake Michigan really ended. on the time, such a lot maps placed it rather a lot farther north than it truly is. the variation from the place Congress idea the ground of Lake Michigan was once and the place surveyors later came upon it to be is ready 8 miles. among the 2 attainable borders lies a strip of farmland that comes with the town of Toledo. The Michigan Territory idea the “Toledo Strip,” because the part used to be referred to as, used to be theirs. Ohio, which was once already a country, proposal that Congress should still stick with the northern border. The Toledo battle. In 1835, the Ohio legislature handed an act placing the Toledo Strip less than their jurisdiction. Michigan retaliated by way of passing an act that made any help of Ohio in Toledo topic to a $1,000 superb. Michigan despatched its military to implement the act. Ohio despatched its defense force to observe Michigan’s. in the course of the summer time of 1835, either militias engaged in raids on Toledo, arresting and fining voters who claimed allegiance to the opposite aspect. in the course of the sort of raids, a Michigan sheriff used to be stabbed within the leg through an Ohioan. This used to be the so-called Toledo War’s simply casualty. The battle ended while Michigan ran out of cash to maintain its military in Toledo. President Andrew Jackson, wanting Ohio’s swing vote within the upcoming election, gave them the Toledo Strip.